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It's Christmas Party Time

Or is that Happy Holiday time, tell you what I better get some decent Happy Holiday gifts if that is the case :) I haven't been to a company Christmas party (no I am not going to fucking call them Holiday parties) in a couple of years as I have been remote and distant - at least that is what the ex said  :) Sorry, I meant I was working remotely and apparently there wasn't enough budgeted to get me up to corporate headquarters and cover my bar tab. This year is different. We are heading to a German Steakhouse called Ū - or Umlaut. I questioned the bosses on the quality of German Steakhouses but they informed me that since a few elite Germans went to Brazil after WWII with quite a bit of gold that they had 'Perfected ze art of cooking ze steak' so not to worry. Not that it really matters, the majority of my diet is liquid based and I try not to mix business with pleasure, mainly because the ladies I work with know me too well :) Sunday is going to hurt. When you thi

Gotta be you

This is not a morbid post and no I am not dying, well no more than anybody else, but what is the story of my life on this planet and do I have time to change it? One way or another you and I (as for once this post might be about you) have had an impact on the people around us. We (yes, it is all inclusive this time) have probably made some of the same mistakes and God only knows how many little white lies we have told that have kept us up all night but everyone has something great that they can leave; a legacy, a story, a friendship, an effect on the people around us. There are those that truly, madly, deeply need to feel that they made a once in a lifetime change on society and there are those that are happy to just live for the small moments that are perfect to them. Ok, James, you are asking yourselves, WTF are you on now? Quite frankly I am just having a bit of a laugh right now, did you know there are 13 One Direction song titles in that first paragraph including the titl