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Sweep the leg Johnny

"You have a problem with that" Well as well all know Johnny did end up having a problem with that - a Crane kick to the face that has resulted in numerous torn hamstrings as kids (and kids at heart) tried to replicate it. I am sure you are right now thinking 'da'fuck James, what are you pontificating about this time?' Well let me elaborate. Sometimes what we perceive as a weakness can actually be a strength. When you see those brightly colored tree frogs in the Amazon (or on Discovery Channel) we all think that they must be stupid, camouflage is the name of the game in the jungle. But no, what these brightly colored frogs are saying (apart from the fact that they look fabulous) is that they are poisonous little buggers. Johnny went after what he perceived was the weakness however that leg sweep led directly to a case of foot-to-kisser and a bunch of crappy sequels. Recently someone implied that I needed to act more seriously (he may have said professiona