A sing along for y’all – Karaoke Poets Day style

(To the tune of a bloody annoying Paul McCartney song – which doesn’t really narrow it down as they are all bloody annoying – except maybe Mull of Kintyre by Wings – although just like all his songs even that one is a bit repetitive, anyway, getting off topic now – pretty sure you can guess this tune)

When I find myself wondering, what the fuck,

Poets Day logic comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom, hit delete

And when some ignorant dipshit, 

Starts blowing up your twitter feed

Stop reading their stupid crap just hit delete

Hit delete, hit delete

Don’t glorify a mean tweet

It encourages them to post more, just delete

And when some overhyped ‘musician’

Posts about an ‘innocent’ Bill Cosby

Ignore his deluded rantings and delete

Stephen Fry is a genius

Trolls bitched about his twitter feed

Done with all the bullshit he hit delete

Hit delete, hit delete

Trump the fuckwit, just delete

People that hide behind Social media, delete their feed

Hit delete, just delete

Idiots on soapboxes shouldn’t tweet

Fake profiles make them brave, doubt they can breed

Hit delete, hit delete

Don’t follow their tweets

Best advice I can give you is to hit delete

In this instant information world

It sometimes gets so hard to breathe

Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, bugger me

But there is hope I promise my friend

To escape the ignorant minority

Filter your social media, block their feeds 

Hit delete, hit delete

Haters spreading hate, just delete

Misogynists, racists, bullies, delete their feed

Hit delete, just delete

Won’t say it in person so they tweet,

Online profiles make them brave, doubt they can breed

Work hard, play hard and earn your inspiration - because a bit like my posts sometimes you will have no idea where the inspirations comes from, but they will come Ray, they will come.

Happy Poets Day

One quick note if someone can record this I think I might just make this into a video (Thanks for the idea Reggie)