Saying Please and Thank you

With March Madness in full swing and the weather just too durn purty outside for me to pontificate in front of the computer this should be a brief posting.

Here it is

Saying please and thank you to people is not hard to do, does not take a lot of energy, as far as I know does not contribute to global warming, is not affected by the moons gravitational pull and might be enough to put a smile on someone's face, lighten their load, make them feel appreciated and is just common courtesy.

Examples of use could be:

Can I please have a Heineken
Thank you for the Heineken
Do you think you could open the Heineken for me please
Thank you for making sure the Heineken was nice and cold
Please get out of the way idiot, I am trying to watch the game
Thank you for being such an ass hat
Can you please stop creating an eclipse with that fat head of yours
Thank you for wasting oxygen every time you breath
Please sod off you pillock
Thank you for disproving Darwin's theory of evolution
Can I please have another Heineken

See how simple that is - nothing to it.

So please add those words to your vocabulary and thank you for your time

Work hard and play hard and earn your inspiration

Have a great Poets Day

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